April 12 /08
While I waited for the Habs/Boston game to start tonight, I heard this funny joke on the radio. Does this sound like anyone you know?
How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worried about changing a stupid light bulb?
Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people into the light, check to make sure I haven't missed anyone, and make just one more perimeter patrol.
Lab: Me, me, me! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb!!
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.
English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.
Chihauhua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. We don't need no stinking light bulb.
Grey Hound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the lightbulbs in a little circle.
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many of you would