My hockey fevermeter: Boiling Hot





April 12 /08



While I waited for the Habs/Boston game to start tonight, I heard this funny joke on the radio. Does this sound like anyone you know?


How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worried about changing a stupid light bulb?

Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp.

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people into the light, check to make sure I haven't missed anyone, and make just one more perimeter patrol.

Lab: Me, me, me! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb!!

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls.

English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don't see a light bulb.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihauhua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. We don't need no stinking light bulb.

Grey Hound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First I'll put all the lightbulbs in a little circle.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


How many of you would

it take to change a lightbulb?



11 comments:

Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Chef!
It wouldn't take any of me to change a lightbulb! My human would do it for her own benefit. I can chew up something just as well in the dark as I can in the light! So if she wants to at least try to save anything that may have a close encounter with my jaws, she will be changing the light bulb!

I just want you to know that your face makes me smile! It's so expressive! I want one of you as a brother!

Slurp!
Mr. T-Bone Beasley

Lorenza said...

Hi, Chef!
I hope your team wins!
I agree with the dachshund answer but I think the same as the boxer!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

BenTheRotti said...

Yeah... Make me!!

hehehe

Ben xxx

Lola Smiles said...

Chef: I let the human change it - she keeps me far away from electric thingies. Boo!!

How about that game last night!? Oh.....it was close!

14 games until 25 ! ;0

Mack said...

OMD! We loved that!! And trust me, the one about that Cocker is SO true!!

Peanut said...

I of course could play with my squeaky toys in the dark and I do.

Moco said...

We are all in the dark most of the time so why would we care about lightbulbs.

Gunner said...

Chef, awesome game last night. My mom made me wait for intermission to go out and take care of my business....

And about the Labs and light bulbs....um, we'd delegate that task to someone with thumbs.

hey I keep meaning to ask, are you bilingual?

Gunner

happy said...

We don't need to be bothered with light bulbs. We see very well in the dark.

FleasGang said...

we resemble that remark - unfortunately :-)

The Fleas

Gus and Louie said...

We are related to the Australian Shepherd so we would have to herd them first.. hehe

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus and Louie