July 6 /08
For the record, boys and girls, I'm posting this against my will.
We spent the weekend doing four shows in Ormstown, Quebec and frankly, I sucked. I tried to hide Mama's camera that has the video of me losing, but she found it. And now she wants me to post it in order to humble me.
Apparently, if it happened, I have to put it out there - sometimes, anyway. Otherwise, I'm not really being me, or some kind of nonsense like that.
She went on and on about me being an adored pet who just happens to also do shows; being a showdog isn't what defines me (????); and that not winning is no big deal ... blah blah blah...
Ok, so the truth is, I lose more shows than I win... or rather, I don't win more often than I do. That sounds better.
Anyways, I guess if I want to continue having bragging rights, I have to sometimes post about the shows I'd just as soon forget about.
Going home, I gave a lot of thought to what I did wrong....
But the only thing I came up with was what I should have done before I left the ring.
, But Mama said that would have been inelegant and unsportsdoglike. Sooooo?
OK. Here it is. Just fast-forward... then forget you ever saw it, K?