The flags are flying high for you today, Jackson.
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August 10 /08
Well boys and girls, I have to tell you that I still have a major crush on Gucci.
Oooooooooh I am soooooooo in looooove.
I know Gucci feels the same way because she said so on her blog. See?
"That makes me happier and more giggle-y than the Redskin's win last night.
Silly handsome Mr. Chef, of courseeee you can be my boyfriend!!!"
She called me silly! Oooh Gawd - she really likes me.
So I'm officially Gucci's boyfriend -- now what do I do??
I'm going to ask Petey because he has a way with girls and he's even gone on dates. I sure hope he can give me some tips on how to be romantic and clever and thoughtful and attractive. Am I supposed to smell nice or stink? Should my furs be shiny or scruffy? Should I ever let her see that sometimes I pee ... like a girl? I just don't know...
In the meantime, I sent Gucci Poochie these roses and a pink bone just to let her know that I'm thinking about her. I've seen humans do that (except I don't think they send bones), and it makes the ladies feel very special and flattered. So I hope Gucci is happy when the florist arrives.
Since I'm barely two years old, and I've never been a boyfriend before, I could really use some advice right now. Hey Petey - this is a callout to YOU... and anyone else who can tell me how to be a boyfriend.
I'm waiting right here for your advice .....