I almost had sex!

August 23/09

As you can see, our computer is fixed. What a relief. We were having blog withdrawal here for a while. Anyway, now that I'm back,


This is me with my cousin True. Course, I can't have puppies with her because we're related. Besides, she's only 22 months old. But dang, she's pretty. I just couldn't control my seething masculinity. I had to let her know how interested I was in you-know-what.

She seems a little skittish, eh? But I sensed that she kind of liked me. I mean, this wasn't a total rejection, was it? I've never ...um ... been romantic with a girldog before so I can't be sure. It's not like she bit me or anything. But did you see the look she gave me at the end of the video? Hmmm... I dunno.

Anyway, do you think that if she was a more worldly, womanly dog, if she wasn't my cousin, and if there weren't so many chattering people around, we might have had puppies?


Raising Addie said...


We believe she was teasing you!

Chasing my tale...
Addie, Lucie, and Hailey

Mango said...

Careful, there Chef. I heard that sometimes you get all excited thinking that are you going to have some real fun and then the people opt for the artificial insemination which is something that I don't really want to think about.


Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Maybe the two of woo should watch Kayla K and Maebe's video on their blog!

It khould get woo bakhk in the mood!

I hope woo and your mom are rekhovered from the khomputer withdrawal issue!


Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh my God, Chef, when I read the title of your post, I thought I wouldn't be old enough to read it! :-) But actually, when I watched your video, I didn't think you were trying to be sexual...just friendly! You looked like you were inviting her for a play...(ok, maybe something more afterwards!) - anyway, you both look so handsome/pretty - I'm sure you would have had gorgeous puppies if you were allowed! :-)

Honey the Great Dane

Abby said...

Hi, Chef...

Ummmm...I'm Barkless over here...

Abby xxxooo

Lorenza said...

Hi, Chef!
Glad your computer is fixed!
I am sure you will be the best dad... with the right girl at the right time!
Kisses and hugs

Patti said...

What a handsome boy you are...you would have beautiful puppies, but you're breakin all your female cyber groupie's hearts out here buddy! They all think THEY'RE the one that should have your litter.
You're such a heartbreaker..


Lina, Alih and James said...

Wow, Mr. Romantic. :)

I will have to show James your clip, he can learn a few moves from you, Chef.;) You see, he goes crazy when he gets to greet a woman. He'll bounce around and act like a child. Women likes mature men... not young boys acting foolish. With another woman (i.e. not your cousin) I think you would have had it going on... ;)

Stinkin' kisses from Alih & James in Sweden

Moco said...

At least you attempted with a real female. All Dawson does is a pillow.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Whoa whoa, my mom almost stop me from reading this post.
What an attractive title!
You're a true gentleman and your girl is cute and playful. Good luck man!

Maggie and Mitch said...

Wow! We're not exactly sure what to say, Chef!
Okay, we're very glad your computer is fixed!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Dewey Dewster said...

Hey Chef....

Sex ????? What's sex ???? If ya remember Gram sent both me 'n Toby ta the butcher shop and we came back without some very important parts....

But with what little I know about the ladies, I would say that yer cousin was very interested in ya fer sure...yep.....sniffin' ya all over, she was....tryin' ta be coy but she just couldn't help 'erself....bet yer irresistable....go fer it !!!!

Dewey Dewster here....

Deefor said...

You look very handsome. The girl doggies should be chasing you. Arrow is a big humper. But usually he falls in love with boy dogs. And they just want to get away from him!

Pippa said...

Hello Chef

She is very pretty. what is sex?


Emma and Emmy said...

Hello Chef,

NO WAY u don't have GF. Your face is so Dr. McSteamy. LOL!!!

Eric said...

Hey Chef, you naughty boy!! Don't you have to go on a date or two first before trying for first base?!!!!!

Wiry wags n kisses Eric xx

happy said...

Could see that she was flirting with you there. But you're such a handsome guy, so which girl could resist you?

Peanut said...

Well that was very entertaining. Thanks for the video. :)

Sophie Brador said...

Chef! I'm barkless. You are a randy boy aren't you? I was going to say that we aren't doing very good at this getting together business, but I can see you've been kind of busy.

We should really get all us Montreal pups together. There's another now, named Parker.


Gus, Louie and Callie said...

She sure is beautiful..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Life With Dogs said...

I don't know, maybe the two of you could move to a podunk town in the deep south and get legally hitched!

Sophie Brador said...

Cheffy! Mom might know someone who will knit who lives in Lasalle. But we're not sure if she really means it or not. She just said she can do it on Facebook, but we haven't actually talked to her about it yet. We will let you know. It's a mission!!!!

And Graham is so much taller than me, he makes me look like a sumo wrestler. Just wait until you meet him. He is one chilled out dude and even likes cat, although I don't really understand that one.


Southbay Girl said...

Hi Chef....mom told me that you were in a doggie show this weekend. What are dog shows like? Do you get to chase things? Like sheep???



Homer said...

Hi Chef,

This posting is too provocative for Homer. I am not going to show it to him just in case he gets any funny ideas.

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