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March 26 /09


I'm very grateful to have received the Honest Scrap Award. My friends over at Jan's Funny Farm sent it to me last week. Thanks, Crystal Cotton, Merci, Cyndi, Percy, Cameron, Buddy, Rusty and Sam.

I really love your blog too!
The rules are:
“When accepting this auspicious award, you must write a post bragging about it, including the name of the misguided soul who thinks you deserve such acclaim, and link back to said person so everyone knows who he or she is. Choose a minimum of 7 blogs that you find brilliant in content or design. Or improvise by including ones who have no idea who you are because you don’t have 7 friends. Show the 7 random victims’ names and links and leave a harassing comment informing them that they were prized with “Honest Weblog.” Well, there’s no prize, but they can keep the nifty icon. List at least ten honest things about yourself. Then, pass it on!


So off it goes to:

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So here are 10 things about me you probably never knew:


1. Sometimes when I pee, I lift my leg but then I pee all over it. And sometimes I pee while I walk. It can be embarrassing.

2. When someone in the family comes home, I get so excited I fold my body right in half. Then I hop over to them sideways.

3. When I want to go outside, I trot around the dining room table. The longer I have to wait, the faster I trot.

4. I can jump as high as my Mama's head:
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5. If Beauty or Rugrat get a treat and I don't, I get very upset. I have a very strong sense of equity when it comes to cookies.

6. I'm soon going to be three years old and I'm still a virgin.

7. I haven't destroyed many things in our house but I strategically reduced the livingroom couch to its bare bones. Now its frame is covered with doggy pillows and it's all mine.

8. I am the sloppiest eater in this entire world. There are kibbles all over the kitchen when I eat. And long after I've eaten, kibbles that were hiding in my jowls are still falling to the floor, some with spit gravy, some without.

9. I've been giving my Papa a daily bath since I was a puppy. When he's sitting on the couch, I stand on my back legs, wrap my arms around his neck and lick his chest, ears, neck and face for several minutes or until he tells me to stop, whichever comes first. (Guess which usually comes first!)

10. If no one will play fetch with me, I'll toss my own ball and fetch it.

I have to add one more thing:

11. When I see a dog that intimidates me, I get a black stripe down my back.


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Here are the videos from last week that I wasn't able to post.



This is me in the ring at the second Purina National, when the judge had King and I do an extra walk. He gave King first place but had to choose a female as Best of Opposite Sex, or second place. Mama was hiding behind a plant so I wouldn't see her and lose my concentration. But I saw her and still concentrated. How about that?



And here I am after one of these llamas spit at me. I tried to take down his fence but Papa yanked me away. He came real close to having those funny little feet of his pooped on.



It was sunny and warm today, so Mama and I went on a nice long walk after work and I found some terrific sticks. I'll post about them on the weekend. Also, a cute little girldog moved in near my house so I'm making plans to meet her accidentally-on-purpose ...

24 comments:

Suzuki said...

Congratulations on your award Chef!
Big licks to you
Suzuki
xxx

Tee said...

wooo! You sure can jump!! That's more like flying if you asked us!!

Congratulations too on the award and thanks for sharing all those interesting facts about yourself.

Good luck with the dog next door ;) Hope all goes well!

Licks and Wags

Tuffy and the Dog Woods Pack

Maggie and Mitch said...

How rude of that llama to spit on you, Chef! Does he know who you are?!
Congratulations on your award! You are one high jumper!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Trailboss said...

You are such a sweetie. And as far as bending in half when you see someone that is just the boxer way. My babies always do it. Annie not so much since she is older and well, has gained 15 lbs lately. I must say though you can jump as high as any boxer I have ever seen. Big ole jumps.

Lacy said...

w00f's, congrats on ur award..wow u shure can jump high, me can too, but not that high..heehee, me pps on everthing too..

b safe,
~rocky~

Joe Stains said...

Congrats on your award, I pee on myself too!! What language do those llamas speak?? They didn't seem to be answering you!

Homer said...

Hi Chef,

You are not alone. I'm going to be four and I'm still a virgin.

Love,
Homer

Rambo said...

Yes...it is heartbreaking! I too am still a virgin and I will be four years old in June. What's a dog have to do to get some action??
So. You got spit on by some llamas. I bet you were fuming! You were retrained from beating the crap out of him, so why didn't you spit back?
Chef...you are too nice.
Rambo

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Khongrats on the award!

I've done it already but I'll post it next Thursday so I khan give woo some property akhknowledgement!

I bet woo wanted to khlean those llamas' khlokhks!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: I don't know if I am or not - khan I pretend I still am?

Southbay Girl said...

Woof! A girl doggie has moved in near you? Wow how exciting Chef!!!

I can't believe you can jump as high as your mom's head! Wow that is impressive!!

Velcro

Lorenza said...

Hi, Chef!
Congratulations on you award!
All those are very interesting things about you!
You are a great jumper! Wow!
that llama was so rude spitting on you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Joey said...

Hi Chef! Wow, I think you can jump higher than your mama's head! Thanks so much for passing the Honest Scrap on to me and Zeke. I did it last month, but it was so nice of you to think of me. I added your name to the "thanks" caption on our sidebar. Thanks!

See ya!
Joey

Anonymous said...

Hey Chef.....we're still in Florida but we don't really have internet service....we're usin' someone's unsecured router that isn't really reliable. We leave fer home next Tuesday....we miss ya all to and will try ta post when we get back...don't think we can from here as it is really slow and we get sut off all the time....

I mean we get CUT off....Dewey Dewster here......

Oh yeah....fergot ta tell ya there are lots of Canadian doggies down here with Canadian peemail.......eeeeewwwww what delicious smells.

njohanson100@verizon.net is typing...

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Chef...

I was tryin' ta chat with ya but guess ya didn't notice....thanks fer thinkin' of us....we're still in Florida but we're leavin' next Tuesday fer home......we only have borrowed internet service cause we can pick up an unsecured router nearby but we keep gettin' cutoff so we can't post from here.

Ya can't believe all the Canadian doggies down here....'n their peemail is absolutely delicious.....news like crazy 'n we have ta read it fer a long time ta translate the meanin'....even though it's in English.....fer dogs sake....

Thanks fer taggin' us....we'll try ta post when we get back......real internet service of our very own when we get home......yep priceless.....

Are ya gonna court that sweetie pie ya saw in yer neighborhood????? YA might not be a virgin much longer....course I don't know about that since I lost my bits....'n little Dewey Dewster's would have made the world a much better place too....bummer.......

Dewey Dewster here...

Dewey Dewster said...

Gee Chef...

I was tryin' ta chat with ya but guess ya didn't notice....thanks fer thinkin' of us....we're still in Florida but we're leavin' next Tuesday fer home......we only have borrowed internet service cause we can pick up an unsecured router nearby but we keep gettin' cutoff so we can't post from here.

Ya can't believe all the Canadian doggies down here....'n their peemail is absolutely delicious.....news like crazy 'n we have ta read it fer a long time ta translate the meanin'....even though it's in English.....fer dogs sake....

Thanks fer taggin' us....we'll try ta post when we get back......real internet service of our very own when we get home......yep priceless.....

Are ya gonna court that sweetie pie ya saw in yer neighborhood????? YA might not be a virgin much longer....course I don't know about that since I lost my bits....'n little Dewey Dewster's would have made the world a much better place too....bummer.......

Dewey Dewster here...

happy said...

Hiya Chef! Sorry have not been around lately. It's LS' fault. Thanks for dropping by to check on us.

Congrats on your award! Gee...sorry to hear about the ribbon you've won and lost. Funny rules.

Honey the Great Dane said...

Oh, thank you so much for the award, Chef!
Gosh - now I have to think up 10 honest confessions!!

Those llamas look really nasty - I think you were so brave, Chef. I would have been terrified of them!

Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

You are certainly a good jumper. Callie is our leaper.. She can jump flat footed onto the counter. Mom isn't to impressed..
I wonder if we can herd Llamas?

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie

Emma and Emmy said...

Congrats with your award.^_^

Mack said...

Good luck with the new lady neighbor! I just know she will really dig you!

Lola Smiles said...

Still looking great in the ring there Chef!!

Isn't great that the sticks are back with all the snow gone!! yahooooo!

Do you know why Clover's blog is no longer posted? :(

Pedro said...

Chef,

Whoa! You can jump high! My brother Ziggy does walking pee sometimes too and he never lifts his leg!

Pedro

Peanut said...

Don't worry chef. I'm going to be 6 and I'm still a virgin

Gus, Louie and Callie said...

Chef you look so handsome in the ring..
We will help you herd that lama if you want..

Big Sloppy Kisses
Gus, Louie and Callie