My sister is a spy: Part 2 - DETENTE

August 25 /08

Ahhh, peace has been restored in my house. I've struck a deal with Beauty and I am back to my mischief-making.
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I spent the weekend thinking of ways to elude Beauty and her prying eyes but at 16, she's learned a lot more about being sneaky than I have. So I decided to take the high road and do this honourably by negotiating.

I saw her hiding under the dresser in Mama's and Papa's room just as I was about to survey the closet for some shoes to chew. I didn't want Mama to hear, so I lied down and met my catsis face to face, sort of, and in a hushed tone , I said:


"Listen up, Beauty. We have to reach a peace agreement. If I'm going to continue to live here with you, I have to follow my primative instincts and chew on shoes and other human stuff once in a while. Chewies and stuffies just don't do it for me, y'know?"
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"Hmmph," she sniffed.

So, as if we were engaged in a covert operation, I whispered, "If you won't tell when I chew on something that isn't mine, I won't tell when you miss the box and leave poopies on the floor. Mama thinks it's Rugrat but I know it's you. I also won't tell when you stretch your arm into Mama's plate when she's not looking and shovel a piece of her dinner into your mouth."

Beauty was suprised how observant I've been and it really humbled her. "Oh Cheffie," she said. "I didn't know you see when I leave stray poopies on the floor... I'm so embarrassed. And I thought I was real quick sweeping the food off Mama's plate. Wow. A cat can't get away with much with a big, smart dog like you around."

"OK. It's a deal."
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Well, that was easy enough. Mama doesn't know it, but Beauty and I now have an understanding. She poops and steals food, I chew shoes. Heh heh.

23 comments:

Georgeous said...

Does she have a big bum Chef? poopy in a box trick must be hard though eh?
Glad you got one over her! Get chewing.
Love George

Lacy said...

w00f's Chef, its nice u comed to a agreement wiff the kitty...now me wishes me and the neighbors kittys cood comed to one too and they lemme catch them...

b safe,
~rocky~

Gucci said...

Blackmail is alllllwaaays a good tactic.

So, are you goin' to Vegas with Petey and the boys??

xxxoo.
gucci.

ps...
I was too tired from the meetup this weekend to go shoppin'. :[
Next weekend, I pwomise!

Dewey Dewster said...

Chef..

Great strategy that ya used on the kittie.....I was just wonderin' though.....if she's 16, do ya think she'll remember what ya talked taday once it's tomorrow ???? Well, ya can always have that talk again....and again....and again....

Dewey Dewster here.....

JB's Big World said...

I am glad you and Beauty came to am agreement. PooPoo was trying to blame all the poop on me and Misty and we hated that!
--JB

Rambo said...

Chefster,
I think you struck a good deal with Beauty you blackmailing boxer dude. Great thinking!

Rambo
I'll have to try that on Midget.

the 4 Bs said...

hey Chef, you are a master negotiator. we're impressed that you can negotiate with a cat.

woofs.

Lorenza said...

Hi, Chef!
Sounds like a good deal!
I hope it works for a long time!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Peanut said...

well glad you got that settled but really how did you stand talking to a cat for that long?

Trailboss said...

That is funny! Cats!

Abby said...

Hi, Chef...

Gee Chef...You are quite a negotiator...

Think maybe you could help solve the problems of the world??

Abby xxxooo

Pedro said...

Chef,

Hmmmm, you two are quite a team! You better hope your mom doesn't read your blog!

Pedro

Deetz said...

Woe, that huge stuff there. That is great that you came to an agreement. I sure did miss you while I was away.
Chewing shoes is the greatest thing ever. Personally, I think I save my mums life by chewing off those heels, she could fall and hurt herself.
Deetzy

Asta said...

Chef
I'm so glad that diplomacy won the day..it's always bettew than fighting..and bof you and Beuty gain..gweat going!
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Mack said...

I think that is a pretty good deal you two have!

Lucky for me my catsis only speaks Thai. Whew!

BenTheRotti said...

You got one over on the cat!! That makes you a hero in my book! I must remember these tactics for next time the Ginger Furball comes to stay.. that floofball is one suckup and makes sure Mum knows about every little mischevious move i make! Hmm I shall be arming myself with bargaining chips next time!!
Good to see you buddy

Ben xxx

Lola Smiles said...

who is she kidding!? DOGS rule...kitties are just well...., nevermind, I'll get all kinds of weird spam if I say what I'm thinking....


oh, those kitties!! &^%$@!

Moco said...

You are truly wise beyond your years. You make us so proud.

Pippa said...

I wouldn't be trusting her.

It could be a double-bluff.

Pippa

Bella the Boxer said...

You are quite the negotiator, Chef!

xoxo - Bella

happy said...

That's quite a pact! Glad you and Beauty agreed on that.

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Hi Chef,
You're so clever, give and take win-win, finally you and Beauty are in the same page, she steals food, you chew shoes, haha.
Thanks for your kind words about the pawlimpics entry, I'm still mad at my mom.
Betty my boxer niece was in there too.
Do you know Snowy&Crystal? their blog: http://maltesepaws.blogspot.com
Please visit them to support their mom and to cheer them up.
Thanks.

Eric said...

Hey Chef,Wow, that was some negotiations tctics there with Beauty. Pawfectly pawed. Think I might nominate you for the Nobel Paw of Peace Prize.

Wags, Eric x